You are now using your MacBook Pro. Please enjoy it.\n\nTHIS MACBOOK PRO WAS DESIGNED BY APPLE,INC IN CALIFORNIA, USA. \n\nYOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE TERMS OF LICENSE. \n\nFatal Error : CANNOT RUN \n\nFatal Error : CANNOT HIDE\n\n[[Close messages]]
You can try, but you can never hide.\nYOU WILL NEVER HIDE FROM US\nYOU WILL NEVER HIDE FROM US\nYOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE\nTHIS WASNT MADE FOR YOU\nIT WAS MADE FOR YOUR DEATH\nDIE\nDIE \nWHERE I LIVE ITS HOT AND COSY\n\nFatal error in execution : YOU WILL DIE \n\n[[Abort]]
My name is Matt. I have an iOS device, an iPhone, but only that. I am currently broke ( I can' t afford a MacOS in the moment, so as a Windows computer ), and I decided to stroll around in the park, just to distract myself from all the troubles sorrounding my life. \nAll I wanted was to feel the breeze and the wind. It makes me calmer. When I was nearly ending the stroll, an old hobo touched my shoulder. He didn' t say anything, he just showed me the box of a MacBook Pro.\nHe shaked the box a few times, and he smiled gently. Some of his teeth were rotten. I then grabbed the box violently, in excitement, and I gave him a 10 dollar bill. He was happy, so as myself.\n[[5 hours later]]
The MacBook is threatening me. I began to think reasons why, but all I could think was the fact there are evils in mankind, and all of his evils are within this machine of pure malevolence. He began to bark orders at me.\nHis orders were cruel, almost as if I was a pet to that dictator. He started shouting at me : " You brat ! Eat your dinner or else I' ll kill you ! ". I could only shake from side to side. I was scared. I was terrified. The situation grew worse every minute I was out of his sight. \nHe began to curse at me, shouting violently : " YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE ! GET BACK HERE OR I KILL YOU !". I was almost crying, but I knew something : if I cried, he would curse even more. That was the main problem. His threats grew even worse later, with his wires beating me. I could notice a hint of blood falling down my skin. \nI was now angry at him. [["THAT´ S IT !!!!]]
You selected ENGLISH, AUTOMATIC MODE. Just wait a few minutes for you to use it.\nAlso, by using the AUTOMATIC MODE, you will be agreeing with the terms of license.\n\n[[Wait]]
You just purchased your brand new MacBook Pro. Now, to set up your computer, please, select a language for your setup and the setup mode.\n\n[[English, Automatic Mode]]
YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS FAIL\nTRYING IS NOTHING YOU SOULESS BRAT\nYOU NEED TO DIE NOW YOU FUCKING USELESS BRAT\nDIE LIKE A RAT YOU FUCKING USELESS BRAT\n\nI WILL CONNECTED YOUR WIRES TO YOU AND YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF US\n\n[[Three hours before]]
Possessed Mac
Moosepotato
I was really angry. There were no thoughts in my mind, except for one : KILL THIS FUCKER !\nSince he could not move at all, I crouched and sneaked behind him. I got my hammer ( which was behind the MacBook ), and then, I slammed him. I slammed him three times, until a green mist came out of him. At first glance, I thought it' d be poison, but it was the soul of a cruel dictator within it.\n\nNow, we cannot distinguish who the real villain was, the Mac or his soul.
You wait a few minutes. Now, you have fully setup your Mac and you' re ready to go !\n[[Use]]